Busy Busy Week...

Wa...serious...almost a week has passed since my last post. Before I get accused of half-baked enthusiasm lemme just put something in here first : ) Well, ever since I became an "admin assistant", I seemed to have programmed myself to forget about (and hope for) the quick (yeah the faster the better!) passage of time, and of cos i got lots of "secret activities" to fast forward the whole process even more...heh not gonna tell anyone just like that yet . Nevertheless, there are still some memorable stuff during this week that deserve their place all the way this deep into cyberspace.

Haha, my memory's almost failing me now, but I think the thing that stuck inside my brain for the longest is that one of my...eh..more outspoken..campmates actually taught a bunch of us what he proudly calls the "5-2-5" strategy. But before you scamper and navigate away from this page thinking that "yea, a bunch of idiotic soccer fanatics are too "zuo-bo", still got time to discuss soccer tactics during break," then you are quite a long way off the mark. This "5-2-5" strategy (or to be more accurate should be technique) is actually a revolutionary way to complement the skill of hitting off with girls. Yeah, that's right...YOU GUYS...PAYING ATTENTION ALREADY?...HITTING OFF WITH GIRLS!! I mean, what the hell, what's this 5-2-5 crap got to do with girls? Well, apparently, according to our great "bull-shit" and "hit-off-with-girl" guru (..hahaha....), he says that this technique is actually the secret to the timing when you maintain eye contact to a girl you want to talk to.. More specifically, it means, as you go about talking the talk, you start off with around 5 FULL seconds of good eye contact, then your eyes glance away and back to her twice, then maintain another 5 seconds of contact. HAHA!! You guys should have seen me and my other colleague could not really stop laughing....with all due respect, that sounded a bit CO*K...and i guess most other people, esp e gals would agree...anyway, what's probably most true about this technique is that it's not exactly an easy skill to master, timing has to be impeccable and natural plus must continue with your normal voiceover...haha...(i can already see some guys practising in the mirror...haha...i am not saying anything, you want, please go ahead and try it...but this post bears no responsibilities for any slaps, pouring of drinks, physical or emotional abuse that may so result from practicing the above...DO AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

So how? Guess you all could have had a good insight as to how freaking boring and co*ked up life is in camp for all this crap to come out (and worse still, for it to be the most memorable thing of the week!), but anyway i would like to thank this especially vociferous and flamboyant colleague of ours who has saved us from drowning in an entire week of sianzzzz...(Well maybe there should have been something more interesting that happened but seriously that's all tat's left inside my brain...crap stuff..)

Until then, see ya guys (will try my best to get back when i get amnesic and free in this type of "entirely useful" timing where i can only blog and do nothing else)